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and, of course, make us chuckle. Bad jokes can be short, corny, punny, and deliver some of the best one-liners ever. What’s not to love? If you’re a sucker for a good bad joke, you’re in luck.

Nothing's easier than a simple one-liner. The biggest laughs come from jokes that take little more than a sentence to deliver. From old favorites like Morey Amsterdam to modern comedians like Jim ...

Humour is one of the best ways to lighten the mood and ... They delegate it to the nursing assistant and blame it on short ...

St Patrick's Day jokes - what’s Irish and sits outside all day? Paddy O’Furniture! St Patrick’s Day celebrations are taking place across Ireland on Sunday, with massive crowds expected on ...

And on top of those insane stunts and bonkers action sequences, “Arnie” has also given us some memorable one-liners. Here are some of the best lines that people still quote all the time ...

The Terminator could very well be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most iconic character, but there’s no denying the fact that “I’ll be back” is his most quoted one-liner. This is funny due to ...

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