The act of nailing Christmas presents, Hanukkah gifts or whatever denominational ... We sympathize with your plight — as a staff of enlightened men ourselves (not all of us, but some), we ...

(Sooo resourceful, Dad. But not fun for us!) But people still want to give Dad gifts, be that as it may. My typical ask is socks and underwear, and people think I am joking. I assure them I am not.