The Unger Review | Satire By Andrew Unger
网页2017年5月3日 · Plautdietsch Immersion School Opens This Fall. September 20, 2024. LA CRETE, AB There was a time when Mennonite children had their mouths washed out with soap anytime they uttered a hearty “waut es met die?” on the schoolyard. Things have changed, however, and now […]
The Daily Bonnet Archives - The Unger Review
网页2024年9月15日 · Steinbach Man Opens ‘Noah’s Ark Encounter’ in His Basement. September 17, 2024 Andrew. STEINBACH, MB Area man Pete Brandt has made the best of his basement flooding situation, by tossing a couple plastic giraffes down there and charging admission. “Yeah, so now that the basement living room is […] The Daily Bonnet.
Welcome to The Unger Review
网页The Unger Review. Or maybe just Unger Review if you prefer the pun. Speaking of puns, you also may have noticed that the dry dull headings like “Food and Drink” and “Church” have been changed to much punnier options like Unger the Influence and Unger Conviction. There’s even a new sports section called … you guessed it ….
Mennonite Man Fe’schluckes On His Own Sausage
网页5 天之前 · Area man Doug Reimer, 68, wandered over to the church kitchen for a snack this week, only to completely fe’schlucke himself on his own sausage on his way back to the couch. “I’ve feschlucked myself plenty of times over the years,” explained Reimer, currently convalescing in the church nursery. “But there’s nothing more embarrassing ...
A Review of Various Ungers
网页Here at The Unger Review we are dedicated to living up to our name. And what better way to do that than to offer a review of a number of notable Ungers. Our Unger critics have thoroughly investigated each of these Ungers, so let’s see how they stack up!
2021 Archives - The Unger Review
网页2017年8月6日 · It was a great year for Menno movies! Mask requirements meant that millions of Mennonites could attend their local movie houses without any possible way of being identified by the church elders sitting across the […]
church Archives - The Unger Review
网页2024年6月22日 · WINNIPEG, MB In a historic agreement, Mennonite denominations across the province have come together in a united front to ban all cellphones in church this fall.
About The Unger Review
网页2017年9月11日 · The Unger Review (or just Unger Review if you prefer the pun) is a satirical news site by Andrew Unger. The Unger Review is home to The Daily Bonnet, your trusted source for Mennonite satire, as well as all sorts of other satirical writing by Andrew.. Apart from the names of local and international celebrities, all characters and situations presented are entirely fictitious.
2020 Archives - The Unger Review
网页2020年12月25日 · Well, we can’t say that 2020 was boring, that’s for sure. However, with such an eventful year, it may be more difficult than usual to differentiate between the real news and satire.
Thousands of Mennonites Barely Clinging to Life During Rogers …
网页2019年9月13日 · Medical technology is keeping thousands of Mennonites alive during the shortage, but it is costing the Canadian health care system millions of dollars. “We’ve gotta get Rogers Golden Syrup flowing again,” said Prime Minister Trudeau. “This shortage has really put a damper on Mennonite Heritage Week celebrations.”. The Golden Syrup ...
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