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网页2021年11月18日 · But when the pastor and worship leader get into it, stand aside. In one church, the preacher preached one weekend on commitment, and how you should dedicate yourselves to service. The worship leader then led the choir in ...read more Tags: Church, Unity, Hymns, Division, Church Fights (view more) (view less)
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网页2022年1月31日 · BEST TITHING JOKE EVER! Two men were marooned on a deserted Island. One man paced back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself. The first man said to the second man, …
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网页2004年11月14日 · I read this humorous story of a guy who prayed this prayer every morning: "Lord, if you want me to witness to someone today, please give me a sign to show me who it is."
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网页2019年4月17日 · God wants to write poetry with our lives and not a jumbled mess. In number 89, the Catechism says that there is a connection between our spiritual life and the dogmas of the faith. Church teaching on faith and morals are lights along the path of faith; they illuminate it and make it secure.
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网页2009年6月10日 · Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 16, 2002. A River Funny A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor: "If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river."
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网页2021年5月3日 · Mother's Day is the 3rd-highest church attendance day of the year, after Christmas and Easter. This is a great opportunity to reach both new visitors and current members with the Gospel. Tags: Worship, Preaching, mother's day, preaching
A Funny Story About Complaining - SermonCentral
网页2021年11月14日 · A FUNNY STORY ABOUT COMPLAINING. As per his oath of silence, a monk is only allowed to say two words every year. After his first year, he comes before the head abbot to speak his two words: “Better food.” The head abbot understands and obliges the monk, hiring a new chef and improving the food quality at the monastery.
Five Short Stories Of Grace - SermonCentral
网页2005年11月19日 · Contributed by Chris Tiller on Nov 19, 2005 (message contributor) Summary: Five stories from Old Testament that demonstrate God’s graciousness. (Grace is not just a New Testament concept.) In the second century, a hundred years or so after the death of Jesus and the birth of the church, lived a man named Marcion.
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A Funny Thanksgiving Joke To Share! - SermonCentral
网页2021年11月18日 · A FUNNY THANKSGIVING JOKE TO SHARE! A retiree in Florida phones his daughter in New Jersey and says, “Honey, I have bad news for you. Your mother and I have decided that 52 years of marriage is enough. We’re calling it quits and getting a divorce.” His daughter yells, “Are you crazy? What the heck are you saying?