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网页2021年11月18日 · Tags: Work, Vending Machines, Funny Stories, Humor, Labor Day, The Work Place (view more) (view less) Denomination: Baptist Funny Marriage Proposal
I Read This Humorous Story Of A Guy Who Prayed ... PRO
网页2004年11月14日 · I read this humorous story of a guy who prayed this prayer every morning: "Lord, if you want me to witness to someone today, please give me a sign to show me who it is."
Three Shepherd Stories: Good Shepherd Sunday - SermonCentral
网页2019年4月17日 · It’s Mother’s Day and Good Shepherd Sunday, so on this occasion, I have three sheep stories that exemplify the Gospel message. 1. I know them, and they follow me. John 10:27. Farmers put identifying paint marks on their sheep for identification when pastures are shared by different shepherds because a customized painted sheep is easy to ...
Hope Is A Funny Thing. It Comes So Easy To Some ... PRO
网页2003年4月21日 · Hope is a funny thing. It comes so easy to some people--maybe too easy. Milton Berle told a story about those kinds of people, about how hope can triumph over good sense. Four widows were playing cards in the retirement home they lived in. A good-looking older fellow walks in, bags under each arm. "What’s a …
Best Mother's Day Sermon Illustrations - SermonCentral
网页2021年5月3日 · When I got outside on the lawn, the pain was agonizing but when I looked at you, all I could do was rejoice that the flames hadn't touched you. Stunned, the girl looked at her mother through new eyes. Weeping in shame and gratitude, she kissed her mother's marred hands and arms. The Ultimate Reward.
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A Funny Story About Complaining - SermonCentral
网页2021年11月14日 · A FUNNY STORY ABOUT COMPLAINING. As per his oath of silence, a monk is only allowed to say two words every year. After his first year, he comes before the head abbot to speak his two words: “Better food.” The head abbot understands and obliges the monk, hiring a new chef and improving the food quality at the monastery.
Palm Sunday funny - Shared by Ed Vasicek - Sermon Illustrations ...
网页2021年3月29日 · Scripture: Matthew 21:1-11. Tags: Palm Sunday, Seeing Jesus, Jesus The King, Jesus' Presence. Denomination: Independent/Bible. It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5 year old Sammy stayed home from church with a babysitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several …
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网页2018年4月10日 · Fishing Story Story # 1: Jimmy an orphan from a foster home, is fishing by himself on the end of a pier. Full of curiosity like most ten year olds, he leans over the edge to look at an insect crawling next to him and falls into the water.
A Funny Thanksgiving Joke To Share! - SermonCentral
网页2021年11月18日 · A FUNNY THANKSGIVING JOKE TO SHARE! A retiree in Florida phones his daughter in New Jersey and says, “Honey, I have bad news for you. Your mother and I have decided that 52 years of marriage is enough. We’re calling it quits and getting a divorce.” His daughter yells, “Are you crazy? What the heck are you saying?